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Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25496) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/24/2013 at 12:48am - love - by great_just_great (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Free food, no housework or bills. Sounds like a win to me.

#1 - On 02/24/2013 at 6:28am by oj101

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Hahaha welcome to practically every Indian woman's life.

#5 - On 02/24/2013 at 6:36am by ns1985

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