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Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38623) - you deserved it (2842)

On 02/17/2013 at 8:28pm - love - by noname - United States (New York)

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Bitches be crazy.

#1 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:15am by 5t3ff1k4h

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Everyone deserves someone who truly cares about you. That's obviously not the girl for you.

#3 - On 02/18/2013 at 3:17am by mayley

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