Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
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Hanging
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Hot wheels
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
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shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
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Comments (197)
fucking_dev 2
I don't see the FML part here.. so did you have sex with her or??
lexos 16
Your kidding right?
Rumbelle_fml 22
You were really desperate for that #1 spot, weren't you?
GoodLookingGeese 10
Leave the kid alone, he's poor enough to think you can have sex with **** all by them self.
yoursucklives 36
well, there is such a thing as tittfuck.
GingerFTW1994 6
For a proper back rub the bra should be undone, and put a little icy hot on your fingers.
mb2_native 15
Ginger knows how to get 'er done.
Alexweber929 14
For her sake, wash your hands before you move lower
shyboy3092 6
Somehow? >_>
AbstraktThoughts 13
Shit, I think I may speak on behalf of all guys when I say that I need to learn this trick.
Alleged_Cranium 7
I think this goes into the IGMS (I Gots Mad Skills) category.
Naarly 6
HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE
ise3 10
Ikr? How is this an fml. High five You deserve it man
MrBrightside21 20
53 - "So Luke, how did you find out you were the chosen one?" "Well I was giving this girl a backrub..."
Blurgas 16
14, bras are stupidly easy for guys to unhook since we don't have to contort our arms to reach the hooks. I've been driving my girlfriend crazy because I can undo hers with only 2 fingers
greenie213 23
65-Anikan is the chosen one. Learn your Star Wars.
tromo47 13
*Anakin learn yours
greenie213 23
Never claimed to be a good speller. I just know the plot.
dyehardxen 19
No, Ani was supposed to be. Then he turned. Luke was the true chosen one.
greenie213 23
No, actually Anakin did turn into Vader, leaving you to THINK Luke is the chosen one, but in the end of episode six, Vader turned back and killed the Emperor, ultimately destroying the sith. Anakin was the chosen one.
daner10 5
Did this conversation really just go from unhooking girls bra's, to star wars? Wow.
McAninch35 9
^First time on FML? Get ready, it gets worse.
X_Codes 11
@88 - No, Anakin Skywalker was the chosen one who brought balance to the force. By killing every-*******-one.
Acik91 26
98 - they also needed suprisingly low number of comments for this change of subjects... I guess it also suggests who in this thread may have problems with unhooking a bra.
7yzz 18
-_- from bras to star wars, whats next, fleshlights and Dr Who?
FML_Whale 18
Nothing wrong with Doctor Who and unhooking bras.
theannonymousone 0
I unhook bras while watching doctor who. The manaquin always likes it.
Toasty283 8
What the hell, 92!? You ruined the ending...
tanishpradhan 20
Guys you're missing the point. This man is a God.
Albarufus 13
Yeah "oops".
angiemarie96 25
My bf can do it one handed without lookin :3
cheertrombonist 9
aw yay, good for him! ~
inzunza 5
So can I it's nit that hard :
dmoran20 27
Oh yeah? My girlfriend can undo my pants with her mouth in the dark with her hands behind her back! Wait, damn it... I keep getting getting reality confused with shit I wish would happen...
Vidrill 22
Well, many would kill for that talent of yours, many guys have to try that for several minutes, while us girls wait awkwardly.... Chin up!
yoursucklives 36
i don't know what's so hard about unhooking bras. it's just a simple hook, everybody should get that concept.
alitbaby 14
hey now. have some sympathy. I'm a girl and sometimes get frustrated. especially with the 3 hook kind! sorry, OP but hey... the locker room guys will love it lol
license2chill 5
Yeah I have trouble with the triple hook ones too, the single and double hook ones are pretty easy.
txguitarslinger 7
I wouldn't call it a "talent", necessarily, but if someone can't do it I will call them a dumbass.
Sputnikspak 13
Triple hook bras are hard (especially with one hand, without looking at it), and often after you've had a bra a while (and it's been through the laundry enough) the hooks get a bit bent. I have one bra that has hooks that jam like crazy.
happle 21
I always thought it was kind of funny if the guy can't figure it out right away. It's no fun to rush it anyways.
mb2_native 15
It's actually really not that hard, first time it was, after that first time it's pretty simple. I wouldn't really call anyone a dumbass if they can't do it tho. Just like that guy who has the Guinness world record for unhooking a large amount of bras in a given time limit.
ShyAnn29 14
That's why you get a bra that hooks in the front, then he can't accidentally unhook it, and when the girl wants him to unhook it, it'll be more fun!
danieljmurray 3
Well when you ladies have big ta ta's with the triple clasps, it's difficult.
spiritfang11237 16
wait...there are single hook bras?
spencerc87 2
Vdrill I'll get you off in seconds. I mean get IT off in seconds.
7yzz 18
I fail to see how theres males who know how to do complicated physics equations and put them into practice, but when it comes to unhooking a bra, they fall flat on their face. -_-
hecker98 7
138, only for like A cups
theannonymousone 0
What 144 is really trying to say is he'll get himself off in seconds. You're welcome.
dmoran20 27
This is why I always keep wire cutters close by...
7yzz 18
I find it hilarious how theres nerds who are mentally talented enough to put advanced physics into practice, but cant unhook a bra haha, kinda sad...
HereNReady 13
Several minutes?! It's the snap technique two fingers one second
ocramavaf 15
good going there I'm sure she felt much looser
ninjaqueen101 18
With his magic fingers and all.
dalink 24
Get more quarters to feed the machine, magic fingers cost serious $$
lexos 16
That sucks man hope see isn't too mad ad you
ThePsyche 9
Explain to me how this situation sucks? Because I find it a rather milestone in OP's life, the man in gifted.
Acik91 26
Well, OP likes the girl. The girl may not necessarily want somebody to unhook her bra accidentally, especially if they were in a public place, which we don't know. So, she might've got mad at him, burying his chances of some action in the future. I guess that's what 8 might've meant.
tanishpradhan 20
Or.... She may have asked for his help to redo it :D
Thoricsteam20 24
or get it off ;)
Kallian_fml 21
And my boyfriend can't even undo mine when he wants to. You've got some talent.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Which is where scissors come in.
mb2_native 15
123, or practice.
theannonymousone 0
Hurray for scissors!
SonOfAMitch 14
Prepare yourself: 'Doesn't matter, had sex!' jokes are coming...
scta 13
Since when did a simple back rub become 'sex'?
mb2_native 15
Maybe that's the closest he came to having sex.
BellaBelle_fml 23
31- It's not hard to go from a simple back rub to having sex. It happens quite often actually. A back run can be very sensual if done properly. And it is such a turn on! My husband and I love to give each other back rubs and it usually escalates into much, much more pretty quickly. There's a super cute onesie that says, "All Mommy wanted was a back rub!" And it's so true!
AdamsNumberOne 16
-69 likes on a fail sex joke... O_O
davek 36
Consider yourself lucky, don't guys usually struggle with that?
Octain 13
Either you are implying you are a master, or you've never been with a girl before :)
missyj0 12
ooor, he/she is implying they've heard a lot of guys say they've had trouble with the boobie holders.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Maybe they can't do it when they try to. They're only good at accidently unhooking bras.