Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Testing the waters
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
So close…
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
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sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
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lucianaamelia 21
Get rid of that hoe! You deserve better my friend.
iBeCareless 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What if she was raped?
kittycat1597 10
So the OP's ex is a shovel?
Zomg_Okay 26
15 - Presumably it would have been mentioned.
Darksoul09 16
15 - That is an case I didn't even think about.
OhDearBetrayal 25
15- Maybe I'm the only one but I don't consider rape as a loss of virginity. I believe that only when you consented to having sex have you truly lost your virginity.
iBeCareless 7
From what I know, it's when the penis goes in.
dontpanic_fml 32
Yes, penetration is loss of virginity. However, I believe it is implicit that no assault occurred in this FML, so why don't we go ahead and ignore 15's unnecessary comment.
OhDearBetrayal 25
36- If the penis belonged to some ****** who forced it into a woman then the woman should not give him the pleasure of having her virginity. In my religion women who are raped are not considered to have lost their virginity and can still live in chastity until they are married.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Continuing on my comment, I think that it is important for a rape victim not to feel dirty or impure afterwards because it wasn't their fault. By keeping their virginity rightfully because they did not give consent it allows them to hold onto their dignity and self respect.
ThePsyche 9
These comments are starting to get a little too feisty.. :/
tjv3 10
Dump her ass. Sorry op that really sucks. I freaking hate cheaters
perfectflower 12
I agree with 15 considering the fact it was against ones will some of us know the feeling of what it's like ='(
Crazynopantsman 11
Way to think outside the box #15! Not sure why everyone is bashing you because it is possible, however, not likely in this particular situation.
Batterypost 23
You know, you can't just chose that you "didn't lose your virginity" when you were raped. If the hymen broke, the virginity is gone.
OhDearBetrayal 25
112- Well aren't you just the ignorant one. Oh whoops, I fell off my horse and I ripped my hymen. Guess I'm a ****.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Exactly!^ you can break your hymen by horseriding, on a bike, by other sexual acts eg fingering, it's not just from sex :)
vadaaa 11
112- hymens don't actually even break. :) please know what you are talking about before you talk about it!
sparkjolt 10
I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.
jackiemora 18
I think it's better to say "I hope she lost you as well dude" cause i wouldn't consider her leaving a loss.
sparkjolt 10
good point actually. What you said.
ThePsyche 9
11 I think the loss of OP's girlfriend could even be considered a beneficial life lesson. :)
JimmyDean2 1
Word...digo mata la puta.
Fuhkyoo 17
55- yes, and trust issues and depression are an added bonus. cheating can have alot of ramifications, and not just on the cheater. you obviously dont know what its like.
wisecatlady123 11
You deserve way better.
biggestfan23 11
The amount of people who cheat while in a relationship is startling. I swear some are starting to think its okay to cheat
yetanotherginger 19
As opposed to those who cheat when they're single? And of course some people think it's ok to cheat, you're only learning this now?
cheertrombonist 9
and the ex girlfriend deserves a falcon punch to the vag just saying
Abenti 8
Cheaters suck. Karma will find its way back and ZAP her.
ICastillo 24
Yup that bitch is going to get herpes or it's going to burn when she pees!!
AssTard 15
Herpes or burn when she pees? How about an ice cold serving of both?
andyyroxx 20
Her asshole will grow tastebuds, and she will become the AT&T of people. Jesus told me.
Pleonasm 35
That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.
Fuji76 15
What Pleo said, times two.
Catkam623 27
What if she just wanted to be good at it for him? Somehow I doubt if but it could happen.
yoursucklives 36
then she would still be a cheater. there are no excuses fot having sex with somebody else.
ThePsyche 9
#27 She wouldn't necessarily have to be good in the first place since they both were virgins. They would make their first time meaningful and continue to learn together. As a faithful couple.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I might just possibly mean that OP's girlfriend used a tampon for the first time. Should have listened to grandma :3
Silent_Thrill 17
#27- Then she is not only a cheater, but an idiot as well!
trivel64 16
In what way exactly does using a tampon cause you to lose your virginity?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
73 - There was a FML about it awhile back about this. You should check it out ;)
anyav3 13
#73 it's called sarcasm...
Teyros 24
Well atleast OP got to save his virginity for someone who really matters. I wish I saved mine..
anon80214 15
What a bitch.
SixthSinEnvy 39
******
trumpetgirl16 5
Dump her ass.
laya_fml 26
I hope she also lost all your respect, OP.
kittycat1597 10
Well hopefully she lost a boyfriend also.
MelTheGreat 23
And hopefully she gained a bad reputation. Cheaters never prosper.
ICastillo 24
"Cheaters never win." Or "Winners never Cheat."
GoodLookingGeese 10
Or in the Soviet Russia you can never win a cheater.
HowieDoIt 21
Maybe she can borrow yours for a little bit while you find someone who has respect for you.