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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45447) - you deserved it (2515)

On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.

#2 - On 02/04/2013 at 4:52pm by sparkjolt

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That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you.
DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.

#5 - On 02/04/2013 at 4:55pm by Pleonasm

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