Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML

by Anonymous / 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love

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  • I love it how she used the words hands and masturbation in one sentence.

    #1 - On 01/20/2013 at 7:58pm by SupaFun_

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  • If singing along to Adele is your way of grieving over your lost relationship, I'm with your mother. Maybe you should stick to boyfriends that require AA batteries.

    #4 - On 01/20/2013 at 8:02pm by strawberrywine22

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