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Today, I was making wedding plans with my fiancé. His mother kept complaining about everything, and insisted it was pointless to plan because it's just our "first marriage." She then tried to convince him to dump me and move back in with her because "she's all he'll ever need." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (1750)

On 01/13/2013 at 2:22am - love - by MonsterInLaw - United States (Oregon)

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What kind of mother doesn't want her own son to pursue and anchieve all of his dreams and goals in life?

#1 - On 01/13/2013 at 10:12am by a1f0sff

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Looks to me like she's a couple decades late cutting the umbilical cord.

#12 - On 01/13/2013 at 10:22am by DocBastard

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