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Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28283) - you deserved it (7580)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

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Massage her before sex.

#3 - On 01/12/2013 at 9:17pm by joshiepo0

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Good back-rubs are pretty awesome... Maybe mix things up a little in the future? Try different things, figure out what works well for her.

#2 - On 01/12/2013 at 9:17pm by EsotericBrent

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