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FML - The follow-up

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

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Well, when i removed the cover, I decided to try to get the pudding off all at one time. So part of it was in my mouth. When I slid it out, I did get all the pudding off, but also managed to cut my mouth :( I wont be making that mistake again...
By scarletscarface - / Friday 30 March 2012 03:00 / United States - Yorba Linda
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