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Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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She probably just hadn't looked at the mail yet. I really doubt she wants to steal your bills.

#7 - On 01/07/2013 at 6:25pm by amypr

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It'd be funny if she witnessed you convincing the mailman. You never know when a neighbor is looking out their window.

#8 - On 01/07/2013 at 6:27pm by intelliDude

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