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Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States

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On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.

#2 - On 01/04/2013 at 6:04am by Supahnova

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A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.

#10 - On 01/04/2013 at 6:26am by SerpentBoy

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