Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Top comments
Supahnova 14
On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.
SerpentBoy 8
A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.
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Comments (68)
mowmowlife 21
Didn't see that one coming. Argh bad comment
brett1506 12
It's alright OP theres lots of fish in the sea. And #1 you're right, it was a bad comment.
Quinn32 16
"The Lemon Law", it's a thing.
a1f0sff 25
If you knew it was a bad comment why did you even post it?
Catkam623 27
Maybe because he wanted to be first?
mowmowlife 21
Because it was a sitting duck pun with little consequence. And in admitting it was bad there was no downside, as people could like it or agree with me. But I really am sorry for OP
Supahnova 14
On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.
posko 15
That must've been a great watch if you can check where you are by looking at it..
Enslaved 36
Wrong place, at the wrong time comes to mind. (:
etchsanity1 11
Who says he's a douche blind date means they haven't seen one another if she is so positive it's him then she saw a picture before hand but apparently he didn't ... So she can screen but he can't? Or perhaps he wasn't even the guy, she could just be making eye contact with a stranger who now feels awkward and wants to avoid the upcoming convo.
mistercrow 9
I bet if he really was like literally a BLIND date there wouldn't be that problem of him being a douche ya know? ^_^ and then if he is being a douche you can bring a crow along to peck his blind eyes out teehee ^_^
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm wondering how his watch told him he's at the wrong place? Maybe early... Maybe late... GPS watch?
BlitheNightmare 7
#48 I'm assuming he didn't say it to her. Especially if it was the right person.
st333ph 12
Completely agree with number 2. At least his dick move saved you from dating his douchebag self.
newbiehere99 6
Couldn't you have just thumbed up #2 or made a different comment?
BronayPonay 6
Didn't know you had to conform to what you want, but OK?
TML329 14
38 that would require imagination *rainbow hands*
SuperDanielNL 23
At least he didn't bail halfway through dinner, apparently he went only for looks and that's never a good sign I guess.
onlychildFTW 33
How did OP know it was her blond date? It was a blond date...
maggySNP 12
Take it as being saved from wasting time on a date with a shallow prick.
imavelociraptor 6
*Past ???
Dinkie83 9
you will find some one that will like you for who you are and im truely sorry for you i know how much that hurt
shorty6823 28
You don't want to date someone like that anyways. Find someone who genuinely likes you and isn't a total ass wipe.
SerpentBoy 8
A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.
mhterp90 17
Maybe Ms. Weasley will let you barrow hers. Though hers is a big wall clock so that might be hard.
BlueFlatts 20
I think the world could do with out a magical Flavor-Flav. Scary right?
verkaderk 9
Why is the guy automatically written off as a douchebag? If the guy wasn't attracted to her I think it's a better move to just cut loose and not move forward instead of leading her on with no intention of staying with her. Yes he could have at least talked to her but maybe he's just shy like that.
vencku 13
Maybe he is shy. But that doesn't excuse being rude. Especially not if it's just because he isn't attracted to OP. If you plan a blind date, you can say it won't work out after meeting, but not that you're too shy. In that case you should never have agreed to one in the first place!
theycallmekitty 13
It was one date. Going out on a first date with someone isn't leading them on. Even if he wasn't attracted to her he could have at least continued the date then later not asked her out again. That way she would think they just didn't click, not that he would just walk out on her like that as soon as he saw her.