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Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (1829)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:33am - love - by nosleep (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.

#1 - On 12/29/2012 at 6:02am by llama612

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Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life

#5 - On 12/29/2012 at 6:07am by wow810

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