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Man or woman?

Today, I flew from Australia to the UK to meet the woman I love. After two years of talking, and having gotten a love letter for my birthday a few months prior, I was convinced we'd have a great time. Turns out she doesn't know what she feels for me. I'm staying with her for the next 35 days. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (8245)

On 12/12/2012 at 10:56am - love - by RabbitOfAurora - United Kingdom (Hounslow)

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There is a huge difference between online & being right there with a person.
35 days was probably a bit optimistic for a first date...
Hope it goes well, OP

#4 - On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm by limitedition

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well it seems she's got plenty of time to figure it out

#1 - On 12/12/2012 at 12:49pm by onorexveritas

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