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Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me, and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Whoa, badass girlfriend! Dealing justice one bitch-whipping at a time! Better not piss her off, OP, your balls would get kicked so hard they'd turn into diamonds.

But hey, congrats on having a loyal girlfriend!

#2 - On 12/07/2012 at 11:30pm by gc327072

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Hey, least she didn't take it wrong and think you were cheating on her!

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 11:30pm by SquishFish

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