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Today, after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband, my mother invited us both to a family dinner. My husband wanted to give her another chance, so we went. Less than an hour after arriving, I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food. FML

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On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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What an absolute cow.

#1 - On 11/28/2012 at 6:48pm by sweetxxsongbird

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Dang your mother is an ass. That's disgusting as hell.

Or maybe it's a family recipe and she has been doing it for years you just didn't know....

#11 - On 11/28/2012 at 6:52pm by ICastillo

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