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Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML


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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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That is dedication right there.

#2 - On 11/28/2012 at 10:15am by nelds

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I never understand why people marry when they are so immature. I'm holding off marriage until I know I can provide for my wife and at least 1 kid.

Sorry OP you gotta deal with a childish husband who can't put his priorities straight.

#4 - On 11/28/2012 at 10:17am by PrimeEvilTahir

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