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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24649) - you deserved it (2981)

On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

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Your username says it all!

#2 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:14am by jack10001

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There once was an OP who lived in a shoe.

Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.

Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,

And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

#4 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:14am by kyleekay

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