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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
There once was an OP who lived in a shoe.
Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.
Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,
And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014