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Today, I put on a shirt that said "skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "since when?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7652) - you deserved it (21479)

On 11/18/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow...you're the very epitome of classy, aren't you?

#3 - On 11/18/2012 at 7:49am by DocBastard

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That's when you show him your Kung Fu moves and prove him wrong

#1 - On 11/18/2012 at 7:45am by lolle_p0p

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