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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19220) - you deserved it (1273)

On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

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O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married!

And driving away to see her family.

And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone.

And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.

#7 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:25am by ManInTheMachine

See in context

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Did u propose to Kim Kardashian? O.O

#6 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:25am by SupaFun_

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