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today I proposd to my grlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment . She seemd incredibly excitd when she saw the ring an put it on . The way she boltd out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (2024)

On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

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O ye of little faith, OP. she was just going to tell her friends she's getting married!

And driving away to see her family.

And blocking your number because she's getting a new phone.

And leaving the country because..she...um, okay, maybe she ditched you.

#7 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:25am by ManInTheMachine

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Or she had to go show it off?

#1 - On 11/15/2012 at 10:23am by InfiniteReason

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