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Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29672) - you deserved it (2406)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

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Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you

#4 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:38am by ycrem0n

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Overly attached stranger?

#2 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:34am by loloalltheway

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