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Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31558) - you deserved it (1949)

On 10/24/2012 at 5:08pm - love - by wtactualfuck :( (woman) - United States

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Well if he was so quick to say that about u...maybe this is for the best?

#1 - On 10/24/2012 at 6:49pm by paulinec213

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You deserve a better man.

#2 - On 10/24/2012 at 6:50pm by mrdinofly

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