Relationships, Pregnancy, Awkward and Babies: Welcome to a movie from 1953

Welcome to a movie from 1953

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 16:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 23:00

Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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By Bedrest Blues - 24/12/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML

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Surpriiiiiiise…

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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Sussy baka

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 20:00

Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband was offered, and accepted, pain relief during an ultrasound on his scrotum, and I’m sat here remembering how I wasn’t offered any pain relief at all while birthing a 9lb baby, because I was left in the waiting room so long they told me it was too late for an epidural. FML

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Save yourself

By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 22:01

Today, I had to offer my boyfriend a no-hard-feelings opportunity to just leave. He never wanted to be a dad, but since we accidentally got pregnant and had our son, I’ve watched his mental health go downhill so fast I was afraid he’d kill himself if he kept forcing himself to stay with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By vikinggirl - 13/09/2010 09:14 - Australia

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

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mike3775 35

Tuesday 26 April 2022 18:15

If that was t the meanest thing he has ever said, why are you still with him? Anyone said that to me, I’m gone,

amd21905 8

Tuesday 26 April 2022 16:49

Sadly, you should of RUN away the 1st.time he showed you who he was. Now you have a child involved in a situation. Make the best of it and LEAVE be he starts laying hands on you or your baby.

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amd21905 8

Tuesday 26 April 2022 16:49

Sadly, you should of RUN away the 1st.time he showed you who he was. Now you have a child involved in a situation. Make the best of it and LEAVE be he starts laying hands on you or your baby.

amd21905 8

Tuesday 26 April 2022 16:51

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mike3775 35

Tuesday 26 April 2022 18:15

If that was t the meanest thing he has ever said, why are you still with him? Anyone said that to me, I’m gone,

ShortCaffinatedTitan 11

Tuesday 26 April 2022 20:44

I'm not going to sugar-coat it, if this isn't a one off thing and he's said worse stuff to you, run, don't let yourself or your child live in a situation like this, you and your child deserve so much better

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 26 April 2022 22:34

I get the impression that you've made several not that good choices...

2deployments1divorce 11

Wednesday 27 April 2022 16:54

Yeah look at this idiot that wants too be able to pay his bills after his child comes into the world, jeesh.

amd21905 8

Wednesday 11 May 2022 19:47

RUN, don't walk away! You say this isn't even the worst he has said to you? When someone shows you who they are BELIEVE HIM! "Your Love" isn't going to change him. Pack your stuff and go to your mom's!