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Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML
Fuck... I wonder what you do to the alarm clock in the mornings.
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Friday 18 July 2014