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Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I'm willing to bet he told you it was a double date, but in your excitement, you decided to have selective hearing.

#2 - On 10/09/2012 at 12:58pm by kyleekay

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Guy: Do you want to go on a date with me and...
OP: Yes!
Guy: I mean a doub...
OP: Yes!!
Guy: I didn't finish! I mean with another g...
OP: YES!!! See you then! *click*

Maybe you should have let him finish his question.

#6 - On 10/09/2012 at 1:05pm by DocBastard

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