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Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22828) - you deserved it (2766)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

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Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song.

Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?

#1 - On 10/04/2012 at 10:15am by eggmarie

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She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)

#2 - On 10/04/2012 at 10:15am by Posthuman

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