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Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17963) - you deserved it (1275)

On 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm - love - by Lisa - United States (New York)

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Tell him the only reason you're with him is because you're intimidated by big dicks.

Bazinga!

#1 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:56pm by kyleekay

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Dump him. WAIT! Before you thumb me down. With that attitude, the relationship probably isn't going anywhere. So why stay in it?

#2 - On 10/01/2012 at 6:57pm by greenie213

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