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Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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On 09/26/2012 at 5:06am - love - by Popscene (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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I'd say you won that argument then. Kudos

#3 - On 09/26/2012 at 10:05am by ant1078

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You're not thinking of reproducing with this hipster poseur, are you?

The world can't take another Vanilla Ice.

#8 - On 09/26/2012 at 10:10am by perdix

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