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Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20115) - you deserved it (2736)

On 09/22/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by busted (woman) - United Kingdom

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Well did you?

#1 - On 09/22/2012 at 8:26pm by Madame_Javert

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I see no proof that you didn't. But then again, who doesn't like Han Solo?

#4 - On 09/22/2012 at 8:28pm by doctorhook86

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