Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
by emselin / 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
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Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.
#5 - On 09/18/2012 at 6:02pm by MURIKKA
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Never, ever give your cake away!
#7 - On 09/18/2012 at 6:03pm by clueless05
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