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Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16361) - you deserved it (1142)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)

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At least she cares :)

#1 - On 09/03/2012 at 9:59am by VooDooCarrie91

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Hey, your mother cared enough to feel you could use a pick-me-up and to give you flowers -- sounds pretty good to me! You can still enjoy the bouquet, and as an added benefit, you don't have to worry that they might be from a creepy stalker. 8)

#2 - On 09/03/2012 at 10:01am by Bibliovore

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