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Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26353) - you deserved it (2987)

On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

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Don't tell her?

#1 - On 08/20/2012 at 3:01am by giantsfan2010

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You haven't caught on yet? Just don't eat the food.

#4 - On 08/20/2012 at 3:02am by myth454

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