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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.

#1 - On 08/14/2012 at 10:07am by DontClickOnMe

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I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.

#2 - On 08/14/2012 at 10:07am by GeneralCha

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