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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 11:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me only two weeks after he moved into my place, because his massive German shepherd keeps running scared from my cat. Apparently, I ruined his dog by letting my cat be dominant to him, and it’s all my fault his dog is a wuss. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:07

Well obviously the dog means more to you than it does to him. It's your dog and he can't just take it from you. Hopefully he doesn't try stealing it from you.

GeneralCha 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:07

I don't see the problem here. Ignore him. He's no longer part of your life. Share a comforting tub of ice-cream with your dog.

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MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:21

No, don't go there.

strawberrywine22 30

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:25

Wow. I'd keep your dog close for a while, OP. I had a boyfriend try to keep my dog when we broke up, and two Weeks after I said no he swiped her right of her leash in my yard.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 14 August 2012 20:20

Did you get her back?

Werken247 14

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:29

4 - You make me want to shoot a pony, your little pony.

Dallasluver19 14

Tuesday 14 August 2012 16:34

Dogs are actually faaar better than cats. Cats seems like they all come with the same boring face structural. But dogs, they are adorable! They come in all different shapes and sizes! Plus the most strongest animal. Ya know? K9 dogs cops have? (: Yeahhh.