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Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (3560)

On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

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I can't help thinking that if he's this comfortable with you then you've got something special

#2 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:39am by music_woman1

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Well, looks like you have to fart back, OP. Maybe that's his idea of a turn on?

#1 - On 07/29/2012 at 6:39am by viper64

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