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Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22613) - you deserved it (7945)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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There's more than one way to do this?

#1 - On 07/27/2012 at 11:06pm by gheebuttersnaps

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Make sure you request lots and lots of light bulbs on your wedding registry!

#3 - On 07/27/2012 at 11:07pm by perdix

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