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Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25991) - you deserved it (2430)

On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Tell him you just had sex. He'll wake up (;

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:48pm by oppawoppa

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I'm sorry to hear that OP.

Parents can be real helpful at times, and sometimes not so much...
But they still love you!
Cheer up! There's plenty other fish in the sea. He's not worth waiting for if he did that to you!

#3 - On 07/13/2012 at 11:49pm by Deannie88

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