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Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (7511)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father?
You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!

#2 - On 07/10/2012 at 4:28pm by vbmg152

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"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o

#11 - On 07/10/2012 at 4:37pm by 99megster

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