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Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Ah, I could understand his mistake, double meaning! You said it!!!

#3 - On 05/16/2009 at 7:58pm by strawberry_78

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I don't see how this is an FML. You have baby weight. Your husband isn't making a huge deal of it. BTW, "cow" is usually synonymous with being overweight. All mammals breastfeed.

#8 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:00pm by umlautasaur

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