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Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28744) - you deserved it (2988)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

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1-800-Restraining-Order.

FYL, indeed.

#1 - On 06/30/2012 at 8:13pm by aFieryFairytale

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You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.

#4 - On 06/30/2012 at 8:15pm by theneatoburrito

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