Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

by igiveup / 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm / United States / Love

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  • Should've asked him to repeat himself

    #1 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:34pm by enchi999

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  • Why would your dad even say that? That makes things akward!

    #6 - On 06/21/2012 at 6:44pm by tatsmcgrath

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