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Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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The only b word you should ever call a girl is beautiful, bitches love to be called beautiful.

#10 - On 06/17/2012 at 1:29pm by bro1oke

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Confront him and tell him you don't like it.

#2 - On 06/17/2012 at 1:28pm by supimnyancat

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