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Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21176) - you deserved it (1907)

On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

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I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...

#1 - On 06/12/2012 at 12:51pm by airforce987

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I feel bad for your fish.

#6 - On 06/12/2012 at 12:52pm by Christina6

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