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Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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Aww that's sweet. Just laugh it off... if things work out between you then it'll just turn into one of those things you playfully wind each other up about. :D

#1 - On 06/04/2012 at 12:54pm by Amalam

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We've all been there. Tell him it was a goof. Handsome and intelligent might be good traits but what good is a partner if they can't laugh something like that off and move on.

#2 - On 06/04/2012 at 12:55pm by Nordrag

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