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2day I introducd mah grlfriand to mah dad. I thought it was a good idaa at tha tima, at laast until ha took har asida 4 a privata chat. During tha chat, ha told har all about mah two praviou marriaga an advisd har to "gat outhila you can". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (6597)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

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Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

#4 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:20pm by BitchPlease18

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Did she?

#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:17pm by CoolAidIsMyName

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