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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23486) - you deserved it (6566)

On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

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Maybe he has a good reason for saying that? After all you have been divorced twice...

#4 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:20pm by BitchPlease18

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Did she?

#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:17pm by CoolAidIsMyName

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