Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 1:20pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Love

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  • Well, be thankful that you're broken up with him then, I guess!

    #1 - On 05/23/2012 at 4:07pm by DoctorWhooves

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  • Well.... I suppose you are better off alone than with an idiot.
    But give him props for originality.

    #2 - On 05/23/2012 at 4:07pm by kakarot2

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