Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34660) - you totally deserved it (5926)
On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
So.. I'm guessing those things lasts very shortly.. huh?
#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:05am by WickedAwsum
This is the greatest thing I have ever read. I laughed for years.
#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:07am by bertthelamb
Sometimes people just get the short end of the stick when it comes to getting into relationships. Sometimes, however, you yourself need to step back and analyze what YOU may doing wrong.
#9 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:17am by PianoManGidley
#6 - totally agree, but don't stop there. They are not just old, they are just plain fucking retarded. And I hold OP accountable. OP is continuing the trend. *YAWN*
#11 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:19am by rukusrazor
realiZed
i usually hate the grammar nazi's, but his FML is boring enough to warrant it
#12 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:23am by genius_man16
Have you ever stopped to think that the only consistent thing in all your bad relationships is you?
#15 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:32am by Lazyninja420
#12: Realization is only spelled with a z in the U.S.
I usually hate the american/nonamerican version spelling nazis, but, as you said "this is boring enough to warrant it".
@12, http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/realised
You're my favourite ever.
OP: Grow a pair. Get a life. Whatever it takes to get these FMLs to stop getting through.
#17 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:37am by absurdliaisons
I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.
#19 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:43am by EcoDreamer
#19: That's just it; you’re reiterating 6 and 11's points. Nothing happened to the op... They did not "go out and have an FML happen" to them; it was all in their head.
I feel you man.
Unless you're one of those guys who's drowning in 1-night stands and random flings complaining about not having a *real* relationship. If that's the case: world's smallest violin.
#24 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:52am by ScruffyTJanitor
if you have one of those new 90 day glade's plug-in's, i can definitely empathize. Thats a tough goal to beat. FYL
#20 I know that actually.
I'm sorry, it's my fault for not being exposed to how British people spell. *rollseyes*
And I actually did look up the spelling before posting my comment, but I guess I got an American dictionary. *shrugs*
people here are so quick to start hatin.
#30 - On 05/15/2009 at 11:51am by genius_man16
Weakling. Wallowing in your own self-pity is not an FML.
#31 - On 05/15/2009 at 11:51am by couragewolf9001
I'm sick of people twisting there situation cleverly and making them into FMLs these realizations and "first time in a long time" or what have you, grow up and do something about it
I dont know your situation but if your the one constantly getting dumped I suggest asking your exes what it was they didnt like about you or why it went to shit no one cares if your getting insecure with people who dont give a shit about you
#32 - On 05/15/2009 at 11:53am by ZiggyMorrison
BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
#12, realised is also a correct spelling of the word, dopey dildo.
#35 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:14pm by Nakedsquirrel
Well, that would be a good Glade motto. "We guarantee it will last longer than your relationships, loser."
At least you have a quality product. Either that or your relationship skills are REALLY shitty.
#36 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:14pm by Casualt1234
I do believe there was one about a tattoo, oh, I dunno, about 6 FML's below this one. If your gonna try and rip of someone else's FML, wait until they aren't on the same page
#37 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:17pm by SP63
well u must be very boaring if u notice things like that....so theres no suprise ur relationships dont last
Keep your chin up.
Oh and glade plug-ins are notoriously known for starting house fires.
#39 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:33pm by curious_case
Two questions:
1) Are you the Glade Lady - that manly-looking, annoying old hag on all the Glade commercials?
2) How much is Glade paying you to write this post?
go glade! sounds like your product kicks ass. Infact i bet the glade plug ins could hold a relationship longer than you can, at least they smell nice.
#43 - On 05/15/2009 at 12:55pm by suaveneanderthal
did this exact thing get posted a few days ago? with tattoos or something?
#49 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:47pm by beckacloth
so what? Are you implying that your life is f*cked because you don't have a steady boyfriend at the moment? Get out of the house and get some real fresh air.
#12... If you want to get technical with correct grammar, you should know that "nazi's" should be capitalized and there isn't a need for an apostrophe. Also, you should capitalize "i" and put a period at the end of your sentence.
#52 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:49pm by sandbox2008
Sigh. How come this gets posted, but not all of my books falling on me, knocking nail-polish remover onto my desk which melted off all the varnish and destroyed all of the pills in my pill case? I'm out $80.
#54 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:57pm by twitteringjaie
#12, you fail. i hate people like you. -smile-
and LOL@the OP. love how you associated your relationships with the air freshener xD but i feel sorry for you too xP
I agree with #31.
Being single is the end of the world. For reals.
#59 - On 05/15/2009 at 3:00pm by BitterJaded
It was kind of funny.
I think it would have been funnier if you said, "Today, I realized that milk lasts longer than any of my relationships."
wow this is so gay. everyones FMLs are like this now.. like wow i just realized that...... was the most fun i have had in months or some thing really retarded and BORING like that.
This is not an FML. I could seriously come up with about 200 of these. And what's sad is, people probably post FMLs that are way better than this and they don't get through because retards like you are just now finding out how pathetic you really are. So, in response to your FML:
Today, I went on to FML to find a laugh. All I could find were people throwing a pity party for themselves. FML.
#65 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:01pm by IHateXbox
I'm totally with #6 here.
These don't deserve to be on here...
#67 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:28pm by ultravioletbaby
This FML sounds a lot like the 1 that wuz posted the other day: "Today, I found out a tattoo lasts longer than my marriage. FML." You need to think of a more original 1.
Hey, those things last a long time.
Of course they last longer then your relationship... because, obviously, you notice such insignificant and trivial things :)
don't worry about this, you're not alone, there is someone in LA in the same boat...........but that may not be a good thing
#77 - On 05/16/2009 at 4:12am by 4tunecookie
Not gonna lie, the last time I saw one of those glad plug in commercials ... I said that it would be funny if someone's marriage lasted longer than one of those. .... .... ....
wow my comment was deleted because i said "#47 i love you"
FML
#89 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:10pm by maggiewalters
you have way 2 much time on your hands, to actually notice that. wow. lol.
#91 - On 05/21/2009 at 2:19am by rachelbrianna25
I hate FMLs that are made from nothing. The realization one's AREN'T funny, they are just pitiful.
#94 - On 05/31/2009 at 8:57pm by kateisbored
#7 don't bring those nice people into this.. I'd rather date an "emo" ( it's scene btw, emo is the music genre. Don't be ignorant) girl than any other type. They're so unique.. And cuddly ^.^
#95 - On 06/05/2009 at 4:28am by XxHeartBrokenxX
i know exactly how that feels!!! I'm a very lovey person and it makes me sad.
#96 - On 06/23/2009 at 7:09pm by keekeemeoww_05
Who needs a man or woman when you're house can smell like french vanilla?!
#101 - On 11/22/2009 at 1:59am by Blindrage6
