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Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42008) - you deserved it (7205)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least your house smells nice

#3 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:07am by Sue21

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I doubt the OP is trying to "continue" a trend or was even aware there was a trend that their story fit into. Regardless, something happened to them (which I find to be pretty funny) and they felt bad enough to post it on here. Don't come here bashing him/her about their experience just because they happened to use a "tired" format. If there are so many of them they obviously work. If you want something new go out and have an FML happen to you, and then come back here and break the mold with your storytelling prowess.

#19 - On 05/15/2009 at 10:43am by EcoDreamer

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