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Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26450) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/26/2012 at 10:43am - love - by Aus (woman) - United States

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So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.

#4 - On 04/26/2012 at 12:53pm by n3rdzgotskillz

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If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny
Depp." see if he admits anything=]

#9 - On 04/26/2012 at 12:57pm by FloTimmyKO

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