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Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24377) - you deserved it (3505)

On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

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How unfortunate, but how is screaming the same as flirting?

#1 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:46pm by PlasticSand

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Whoever tripped you must be one Helluva wingman.

#7 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:53pm by kidwiththeface42

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