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Today, I was opening a present my boyfriend got me for my 21st birthday. What I unwrapped was a Kay jewelers box. Excited, I opened it to find a ring made out of a one dollar bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20279) - you deserved it (3277)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:33am - love - by AkGirl1991 - United States (Alaska)

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I wonder where the actual ring went?, maybe it's a set up for a real surprise :P

#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 2:25pm by Vo13c3s1nMyH3ad

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Well he had to have gotten the box for buying something from Kay, so maybe the ring will come out later and he just wanted to see your reaction and if you were excited or not :)

#2 - On 03/11/2012 at 2:26pm by Metzler31

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