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Today, during a slow dance, my date wrapped his arms around my waist. Right as I touched his neck he says, "Sorry, I'm slightly sweaty." He wasn't lying. For the longest two minutes of my life I was swimming in his sweat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19902) - you deserved it (3834)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:12am - love - by SwimminginSweat (woman) - United States (California)

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He must have the hots for you

#2 - On 02/27/2012 at 5:59am by abbybailey204

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That probably means he likes you so much that you make him nervous. I'd be flattered, but

#3 - On 02/27/2012 at 5:59am by puppypuncher

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