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Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23485) - you deserved it (3735)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

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At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?

#1 - On 02/14/2012 at 4:22pm by thebeautybleeds

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You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt?

Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.

#8 - On 02/14/2012 at 4:24pm by DocBastard

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