Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
by rejected4ever / 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Love
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At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?
#1 - On 02/14/2012 at 4:22pm by thebeautybleeds
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You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt?
Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.
#8 - On 02/14/2012 at 4:24pm by DocBastard
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